Let's tell the best betting jokes
We must never forget how important laughter and laughter are for people. So strong is the power of humor that laughter is contagious and no one wants to have antibodies and no cure against this that is so beautiful and gladdens the heart . Humor knows no barriers, to such an extent that it is said that Charles Chaplin's comic short films were screened in different countries and dissimilar cultures. The result was the same everywhere, hundreds of people crying with laughter with the films of the English comedian.
One of the most remembered moments of Quentin Tarantino's filmography is the joke he tells in the film Desperado of his friend and colleague Robert Rodriguez, also known in Latin America as “The Ballad of the Gunslinger” . This scene is so remembered by fans that there are countless transcripts and references on the internet about this. We have reviewed the original English scene and decided to adapt it to give you one of the best betting jokes that exist to date.
The joke scene begins with Tarantino sitting at a table and commenting: A man walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and tells :
– Waiter, I have a bet. I bet you $300 that I can empty this bottle of wine into that glass and without spilling a single drop ; he says pointing to a glass about three meters away.
The bartender looks at him in surprise and replies – Wait a minute, let me see if I understood you right. Are you trying to tell me that you bet me $300 that you can fill that glass over there with water without spilling a single drop from here?
The man looks at him seriously and nods. The bartender shakes her hand and tells her – Young man, you have a bet! The man puts himself in a situation, looks at the glass, concentrates and begins to pour water all over the place. Wet the bartender, the bar, the tables, the chairs. Anyway, everywhere but in the glass. The bartender starts laughing out loud.
– Poor man! You're $300 poorer now ; the bartender tells him.
– Wait for me a second, please the man replies.
The man walks with a determined step to the back of the bar and talks to some guys who are playing billiards, after exchanging a few words, he returns to the bar and he pays the $300 to the bartender with a big smile in the mouth.
– Hey, can you tell why you're so happy? You just lost 300 bucks.
– Do you see those four guys playing pool at the back of the bar? Well, I bet them 500 dollars each that I would wet the whole bar and the place, and that you would not bother about it but that you would even be glad!
Okay, if you've seen the movie or know the scene, you may have noticed that we adapted this betting joke a little bit to make it suitable for all audiences, but the important thing is not what you water the bar with, but the end .
Below, some of our favorite jokes :
- What is the difference between praying at church and praying at the casino? That when you pray in the casino you do it with all your heart.
- What thing has 13 hearts but no organs? A deck of cards!
- Jaime, you keep betting on everything . I'll bet you 100 bucks no.
- What burger does a punter order? Double or nothing.
We hope we have drawn a smile on your face. And remember, to know about the world of online casinos, you just have to read our updated guide . Until next time!
